I regularly drive a 1973 VW westy (charabanc camper van) and it has these aforementioned type of quirks! For me they are all second nature after having the vehicle for over x years.
I one had to leave information technology in a parking lot and afterwards take information technology towed while I was at work. The tow truck driver could not figure out how to get it started fifty-fifty with me walking him through it on the phone! The ignition is 'wiggly' where it won't beginning until you jiggle the steering bike to allow the fundamental to turn to start the automobile. Also a screwdriver will work fine (if you lot wiggle the steering bike just right while attempting to turn the ignition). So ya, Similar quirks :).
I beloved our westy and usually take it to the beach to surf. It as well has an old air-cooled 914 pancake engine in it.
I have a 74. My wife used it to go camping ground and I judge I didn't explain the starting procedure well enough considering it was second nature. She ended up having to get a jump later flooding it and killing the bombardment. Oops.
Great article. My first car was a 1966 MG Midget (with a '71 engine). Gas gauge never worked. Voltage regulator broke at some bespeak and so it had to exist push started (no hills in Florida made this more fun) and the commencement winter I had information technology I kept waking up with a headache. Finally traced it to a cracked frazzle manifold. Beginning time I had driven around with the peak upwardly and I was getting gassed past CO. When the transmission failed, my buddy and I pulled the engine with an aluminum extension ladder (you couldn't merely driblet the tranny due to a frame piece beyond the trans tunnel). Had the tranny rebuilt, put it back together (with an engine lift) and it turned out they hadn't washed information technology correctly. Rinse repeat....
In the U.S., we accept a joke that the just anti-theft device you'll ever need is a transmission transmission.
Idk, my transmission Honda was stolen after living nigh Seattle for about a month. Luckily it wasn't valuable enough to chop.
As someone who drove a 1972 Westfalia for ~x years this had me laughing to myself multiple times in agreement.
I was gonna say, I took a long road trip in a 1971 VW microbus and this was triggering some memories. Especially the description of finding the gears!
Aye the gears! The amount of "play" in the gearbox was insane. Couple that with the like 3 foot long stick handle and IN GEAR I could wiggle the stick in a similar foot broad circle.
Once yous had driven it for a while you lot got to know the "experience" of it and had no problems, simply similar in the article someone new to driving it would have had a actually hard time lol.
My 1985 Jeep CJ-7 is similar... I can be rolling downwards the road in 3rd gear and the gear knob will occasionally start aquiver in a 4-inch circle all on its own.
Same here, simply with a 1972 BMW. My brake vacuum booster never worked and then information technology is like stomping on a stone. On a cold day you had to feather the throttle, clutch, and brake at the same time until it got warm. I live in a warm climate so information technology's been tuned to idle well on a hot Texas summer 24-hour interval.
I laughed out loud several times at this.
It's kind of sad that a lot of younger folks won't have this kind of experience. Muscling a 1973 Ford F150 around with no power steering, I learned many, many things about driving. Having to do hill starts with a 3-on-the-tree, I learned many, many more.
A recalcitrant, finicky, or otherwise nearly broken car is a source of much distress, only also graphic symbol building. And oftentimes a source of many fond rememberances--albeit far, far in the futurity.
Oh my Dad's sometime Chevy stepside was a bear to drive. That 3-on-the-tree gave me fits. On the upside, I can bulldoze but about any car on Globe now without likewise much trouble.
Ha, yep, with new cars in that location's no reason to try to talk things out and reason with them because there's no sense they are just being stubborn.
>with new cars there'due south no reason to endeavor to talk things out and reason with them because
...because there's a solid chance the car will talk back.
Welcome to the hereafter! Your motorcar will sass you, and you lot will similar it!
> starter is too weak to creepo the clutch-transmission input shaft assembly with any success
[giggle] This reminds me of putting my Toyota 4x4 (Hilux) in four-Low, First gear, pressing the Clutch Start Cancel switch and turning the ignition central, making it an electric vehicle for a few seconds. The starter was powerful enough to move the truck uphill in that gear on its own until the engine started.
What an awesome read! It brought dorsum some nostalgia. In high schoolhouse, I endemic a 1976 Datsun 280Z which had some, shall we say, electrical problems. The ignition went out but somehow I had ascertained that by placing the blade of a screwdriver across two fuses it would (for mysterious reasons) turn the starter over and that was the only way to get-go the car.
My blood brother had one of these about xx years agone, and he eventually sold to a guy from other side of town. Ane day a few months later the car comes pulling into his forepart thousand at high speed and does a spin out. The guy happened to be driving past and a front control arm snapped off due to rust, and he couldn't control the steering.
I love seeing old timers on the street. The ones that go preserved are usually so much more aesthetic than contemporary cars.
The old cars have better or worse aesthetics? Something tin't have "more" aesthetics, it'southward non quantifiable. That's similar saying something has more temperature, instead of a higher or lower temperature.
Oh this is lovely. Equally someone who has spent time within a Karmann-Ghia convertible, I can olfactory property the burning oil now....
Olfactory property is the thing that gets me a lot of the time with classic cars too.
I appreciate the pattern from another era - mechanical simplicity from when folks weren't concerned about maximizing efficiency, thin window frames and door pillars that would fare embarrassingly in a modern crash test, etc. Sure, it doesn't fit the standards of today, but that's why these older cars are then different - they're literally from a unlike era.
Occasionally I'll become downward an Internet rabbithole and imagine buying a 60s musculus car or series State Rover or what have you. But then I'll exist near a decades-old car on the street and be overwhelmed past the smell of the exhaust. I think I must be more sensitive to information technology than others, only that mostly kills that idea for me. I guess I could endeavour swapping in a modernistic, emissions-controlled drivetrain but that's a whole 'nother yak to shave.
> Odor is the matter that gets me a lot of the time with archetype cars too.
I had a 1972 Triumph Bonneville which had a "tickler" button on each carb instead of a asphyxiate. That meant to kickoff it up you lot would press each tickler button until a bit of gas shot out invariably on your mitt only also the engine and the sometimes hot exhaust. Only after this ritual was performed could you leap on the kickstart (no electrical beginning). And then yous cease up smelling similar gas.
Q: Why to the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes electrics.
> mechanical simplicity from when folks weren't concerned almost maximizing efficiency, thin window frames and door pillars that would fare embarrassingly in a modern crash exam, etc.
Immensely better for visibility, though. Which was actually a plus for safety compared to now, when a pedestrian can well be entirely hidden by your own windscreen colonnade.
I lived for over 20 years a half mile from the Bob'southward Large Boy restaurant with car service in Burbank, CA, where the S. California Classic Car Club has their weekly see up and show instance. Every single friday nighttime, a dream series of astonishing autos and the fanatics that keep them running evidence upwards and bait everyone with their jewels. My dad was a motorcar dealer and I grew up with him restoring classics, and then I know the dedication they crave. Yet, a one-half dozen times I nearly talked myself into buying one of those beauties on the spot. Closest I came was a running, but still to be fully restored Model A that some 50'southward teen made a hot rod. That 50'southward teen was the old man selling the car after it saturday in his backyard for 40 years. Walking way from that was very hard.
This remind me of how amazingly complex a modernistic car is in terms of making it piece of cake to drive and how may iterations / how much evolution has taken place.
A friend of mine tweaked a sensor on his motorcar and it wouldn't recalibrate, which disabled all of the electronic assists. It drives similar a shopping cart at present.
Fine writing.
Bluntly I'g more intrigued by the fact that this seems to take gotten an like shooting fish in a barrel #1 spot on hn. Writing about sketchy clutches on sometime cars does non more often than not attract wide hn acclamation.
I'd love to hear opinions as to what fabricated the difference...clearly something here is different.
I think it's a combination of factors: it is technical, it is funny, it is well written, it resonates with anyone who had to bargain with "quirky" hardware, car or not (a.k.a. "that PC that merely boots if you press and hold CapsLock"), plus the fact that the weekend is almost hither.
It'southward funny you say that cause this screams HN content to me.
I'one thousand a long-fourth dimension project car builder and this post strikes all the chords of a labor of love.
Clever content, technical concepts but written in plain english, relishing in the about hostile user experiences that some engineering can produce. Information technology smacks of everything HN is to me.
Near any 30+ year-onetime vehicle is total of these special quirks requiring special "rituals". The annoying thing is that they are hard to fix and ofttimes require rare parts which are non easily available.
I accept a '95 Rover 216 Coupe which is mechanically very solid (Honda engine and running gear) and very well maintained, but the rest of the car is full of quirks caused by historic period deterioration. The numerous "rituals" include things like never endmost your frameless door with the window down (a nasty cracking audio follows), manually pulling the tooth of the release latch before closing the boot, care when washing it so not to let water enter the spare wheel area permanently and cause rust, etc.
I have a '88 Ford Falcon ute which is mercifully piece of cake to fix and parts are plentiful. I absolutely recommend old cars to anybody, equally mentioned elsewhere in this thread they build character. Only I by and large recommend the ones with lots of parts. Not just factory simply cars that had a strong aftermarket in their day.
> I absolutely recommend old cars to everyone, equally mentioned elsewhere in this thread they build character.
I don't call up I hate another human enough to wish diagnosing an intermittent basis problem that but occured when the temperature cruel beneath 30F on them.
Character it may build, only even to this day I would trade that character for fewer knuckle scars and fewer hours with numb easily from the cold.
I'll take my modern automobile that lasts until some idiot hits me and totals it.
All I could think about was how I should write something like most my belovedly-wretched 1979 MGB.
Lucas, the manufacturer of many MG parts, colloquially known as 'the Prince of Darkness' considering of a trend for the lights to suddenly stop working.
The tell-tale crimp in many body lids, acquired by attempting to shut it without disengaging the little rod that kept information technology open.
Don't carp locking the doors if you don't want the expensive convertible top sliced through.
The battery is behind the passenger seat.
Having the opposite gear get out leads to an interesting perspective change while parking/driving.
I concluded up going to votech in machine mechanics because of this auto, considering I got then irritated about getting ripped off.
Ah well, I honey the damn thing. Fifty-fifty at present, 10 years after I sold it.
I wrote in some other comment about my 1978 MGB. Yous missed a few more fun parts (they might take just been for my model twelvemonth though):
1. The "springs" nether the seats were bent wood slats (my dad and I put in new carpeting and found that one out when nosotros removed the seats).
two. The heater was literally sliding a door to the engine fashion downward the foot well. I recollect several winter meridian down drives in the Midwest where my confront and hands were frozen just my legs felt like they were beingness branded.
3. The manual choke.
4. The small cascade of water in your face up when you drove in the rain and took a corner.
5. The electric 5th that seemed to break every few months.
All good memories though.
You forgot the points based fuel pump that needs a bang or two with a mallet occasionally to keep running. Not that I will e'er acknowledge to owning an MG (or iv) since I'm a Triumph guy at heart.
twenty years ago I lived in an area considered not very safe; the guy in the apartment below was a cop and thieves broke into his car twice and in his house once. I had an older car, and then I always left it unlocked, including the torso: no trouble. I also had a motorbike that I left with the key in the ignition a few times, so diverse neighbors brought me the key a few times until they learned to exit it there. These were probably the simply vehicles in the unabridged block of flats that were non touched by thieves - maybe they checked the body of the car a few times, found nothing interesting and left. The car was not worth stealing, the bike was not easy to ride.
This is a very funny article and the reveal that people have really tried to steal the car was a perfect closer.
The section about starting the machine rings true for simply about every old automobile I own.
My Dart, an ol' iv door from '69 has this actually cool matter were in the event you lot practise get the cruel idea to wake her up on a common cold morn; you'll end up doing 3 sets of ignition on, wait 3-v seconds, ignition off, pump the gas pedal a few times (first set 20, and so 10, and then 5) and if y'all oasis't deviated from this formula yous should exist able to start the engine. After about iii seconds she volition be quietly resting over again, and then you can attempt to wake her again, this time once you hear the engine come to life yous need to ease onto the accelerator, and hold it at an obnoxiously loud "idle" for virtually one-ii infinitesimal. Then from there you will put her in first, and while still tickling the accelerator, release the brake slowly (this daughter is a TorqueFlite auto transmission).
Though i honey that car considering i collection it as my daily for several months during the cold winter... it had no heater, no defrost and no promise of going highway speeds safely (though I have flown at eighty mph before, downwardly a hill in neutral, that was terrifying), you have to drain the brakes once every 2 months or she will try to kill you.. and she's unapologetically mine, for fearfulness of the guilt I would incur if i sold her to someone that she accidentally ends upward killing and my undying beloved for a car that usually got me to where i demand to exist (12 mpg, 91 oct).
Today I learned that the literal "giving up the ghost" translation of the German "den Geist aufgeben" is correct, even though it just screams "simulated friend". Huh!
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This was fun. It reminds me of my start truck that my uncle gifted me in sometime around the twelvemonth 2001: a mid '80s GMC Southward-15 light pickup truck.
The starter did not piece of work. This meant parking on a hill e'er and 'pop starting.' You put it in 2nd gear, get a adept rolling start, and then crank the engine. Exist mindful to not run out of runway.
This was alleviated after a year or ii when a friend of my mom showed me how to arc the starter directly. Popular the hood, take a screw driver and connect the two opposing bolts on the starter. A shower of sparks and a section of screwdriver missing later and, blast, a running engine. Information technology was true liberty not having to park on a hill anymore!
Yous couldn't commencement or finish too fast. The demote seat'southward lock failed, and so the entire bench seat would shift forward or backward if y'all changed velocity besides quickly. A tight seat belt helped by using you to keep the seat back.
The commuter side window went halfway down... usually. You had to printing against it just right and you lot had to pull up on it to help the hand creepo lift it. Best to just leave it up.
Onto the instruments. On a hard left hand turn, the radio and dashboard would light up ... until the end of the plow. Otherwise, no dash lights and no radio. The other problem with the left manus turn was that if it was as well sharp, the keys would fly from the ignition and state on the rider flooring board. Just that was ok considering the truck would continue to run.
Turning on the headlights would crusade the gas gauge to drib to zero. This was a problem at nighttime since due to the lack of dash lights. To check the gas, you had to turn off the headlights and use a flashlight to see the fuel level.
Thinking of levels of fluids: oil. There was no dip stick and information technology burnt oil. So you mostly guessed daily how much oil to add based on experience. Somehow it never occurred to me to, you lot know, purchase a dip stick. I grew up poor, you didn't but purchase things. And I didn't think to make a makeshift one because I was inexperienced at life with fiddling guidance.
One night in 16 degree fahrenheit, icy weather, and non dressed for said weather, the truck gave up the ghost. I didn't estimate my remaining oil correctly and seized the engine. The wrecker gave me $35 for the truck and collection off into the sunset the following solar day.
Wow, I could write almost the same commodity nigh my '85 Westfalia Vanagon.
There's a sweet spot, around the 90s, where the cars are nonetheless running fine, and are non yet too complex to steal with a pocket pocketknife.
I was thinking exactly the same matter, except
① it was '83, not '85 (and thus air-cooled);
② it was an aftermarket camper van conversion with some slight design bug in the pop top, non a Westfalia;
③ subsequently I rebuilt the engine a second time we sold it, and so, blessedly, it's not mine anymore. My engine rebuild survived for a couple of years until the new owner drove information technology in 2nd gear for an hour at highway speeds, overheating the engine to the point where it punched a pushrod through the crankcase.
Mine's an aftermarket loftier top, with what I believe were salvaged Westfalia interiror components, because nothing actually fits correct :)
I don't call back he destroyed the engine on purpose, if that'south what you lot meant. I did sell it on purpose though. I rebuilt the engine on purpose too, because without a working engine the market value of the van was scrap metallic.
At that place wasn't very skilful public transportation to Wellesley College from Boston in 1970 and then I borrowed a friend's motorcar to selection up my date. The machine was onetime enough fifty-fifty so to have a crank handle stowed behind the driver's seat for starting the car when you weren't parked at the top of a colina. That engagement didn't go then well!
When I was a kid, nosotros had a succession of dubious used cars, at least two of which were Ladas. They were fine cars - spare parts were easy to go and you needed them oft.
I fourth dimension, someone bankrupt into one of the Ladas. No problem for united states of america, information technology was difficult to start even with a central and the would-be automobile thief apparently couldn't become it going. Who needs an alarm?
I am rather glad that modern cars late 90's are so depressingly reliable and defective in "character" and just works when I turn the key and all they needs is fuel, oil change, filters and fluids at intervals.
I would cull an Audi/BMW if I wanted that sort trepidation in my life.
I read your first sentence and was well-nigh to regale you lot with the reliability stories of my 2009 BMW 335i, simply I see yous have that covered in your second sentence. I mercifully sold that car just a few weeks agone and it's similar having a weight off my back not seeing it in the driveway every day.
I would say for the virtually part, that's how all cars were upwards until the 90s. Mail service 2000 everything is computerized and in that location'south not a ton a shade tree mechanic tin practice beyond swapping out parts.
At least if you know how to use a code scanner, newer cars are so much meliorate at telling you lot what is wrong with them. Though information technology does take some skill and experience to know the departure between what code(s) tripped and what is actually incorrect, as oftentimes a code that trips is well downstream of what part has failed. Just it'south amazing the corporeality of data you can pull out of a car using an Autel reader or similar.
that was my basic impression. I drove an '89? Izuzu and a '85? Mitsubishi every bit my starting time two cars in the mid '00s; they were pretty "only works" too, disallowment some repairs. Naught this crotchety.
I now bulldoze a '21 Camry and man, it's just nice. Things work. I hateful, I don't mind pulling things autonomously, simply it's like, do I really want to run Gentoo constantly if I don't budget 4-6 hours/mo to maintain it? (no)
i take a subaru that im non sure will start (something is draining the battery), or when it starts that i will accept enough oil.
These things are an absolute BLAST to bulldoze but you also feel similar you are literally driving a tin can can - I practice Not want to recollect about what would happen if you got into an accident with a larger vehicle like an SUV
Met a guy that threw a V8 in one of these - must take been absolutely insane.
My first auto was a 22 year old (at the time) 1964 Triumph TR4 that my dad and I institute in a barn. A lot of the issues in this 914 were present on my automobile likewise. My car had a minor engine oil leak, and the oil would drip onto the exhaust system and fill the cabin with smoke. I call up when the brakes went out and I drove the car ~25 miles with goose egg only the parking brake.
The best was when I got out of this tiny car with manual everything and drove the state-yacht Pontiac Parisienne we used for commuter'south ed in highschool. Its brakes were and so sensitive, and I was and then used to having to utilize a LOT of forcefulness to terminate the TR4, that the first few times I'd finish the car everybody's seatbelt would lock up.
I bulldoze/maintain/am tortured by a 1985 VW Vanagon and so much of this rings true. The variety of tricks, quirks, smells, sounds, and special tools/rags/spots to striking simply right to sustain a trip down the road are surprisingly like.
Fantastic writing.
A lot of 1970'due south manual manual cars were like this. I had an early 70's AMC Gremlin. The shift knob was simply a vertical rectangular rod. The transmission linkage were ii parallel horizontal rods with a notch cut in each. The vertical rod just floated between these, and you had to pull left or right and slide back or forth until yous constitute one of the notches - then once you were engaged, you lot could push or pull the linkage to go into a gear. When the knob drifted, you really had to have a visual in your caput of where the notches were and what gear you where in.
Beautiful treatise of the wretched joys of owning and driving an one-time automobile. What I dearest is how all of these foibles go second nature to the buying. This is what automobile people telephone call "character", much the same manner yous might realize you need to warn one friend before you introduce them to another.
Though it'southward usually my goal to chase all fashion of unreliability out of a car I own (I confess, I absolutely honey just getting in a car and driving, no fuss, no muss), there is a pang of sadness that comes with knowing I've made it that much more reliable, and bluntly, boring.
This makes me miss my 1971 VW Van. Learning to navigate the front end-to-back, three-meter-long transmission linkage fabricated it to where I can drive literally whatsoever standard transmission vehicle on the planet. Well done!
I used to bother with mechanical junk similar this when I was younger. I bought ten cars under $1000 and repaired everything from shattered valvetrain to clogged fuel filters. These days if I wanted to drive a junk car with a good brand I would LS swap it and telephone call it a day. It's more important to treat cancer before it metastasizes unlike the hospice care this person is giving that auto. It troubles me to come across people suffering with total junk merely because it has a brand clan.
The LS bandy is the equivalent of gutting a archetype computer or piece of stereo equipment and jamming in a Raspberry Pi. Occasionally it's an improvement, sometimes the original parts were too far gone, but a lot of the time it's merely lazy vandalism.
I agree with you. In the instance of this article the original parts were likewise far gone.
I do capeesh the physical aesthetics of older devices and would not vandalize functional and maintainable internals unless they caused extreme hardship.
Didn't Tyler Hoover (on YouTube) put an LS motor in a Porsche 911? He got some hate for that.
I don't doubt this person could restore that car to manufacturing plant perfection or remake it into a modern masterpiece. Thats not what it's for tho.
The clapped out heap of junk has an integrity, and dignity, worthy of respect. This car should near properly be exhibited on blocks in the front yard, surrounded past tall grass, possibly with a tree beginning to grow out of it somewhere.
Betwixt a trophy and a salute to both the soul of the machine itself and the many people who fabricated it. "Well done g good and faithful servant"
Information technology should exist a habitation for dogs.
Agreed. I am very uncomfortable letting a car rot anywhere though. I'd rather see information technology shredded and recycled. Then again I don't deify brands like I sort of did when I was younger.
At this signal that car needs to be completely disassembled to bare metallic, power washed, welding repaired, sandblasted, repainted, and totally rebuilt. With so much harm all that remains is zero but hospice care.
THANK You for this! It's been a while since I've laughed out loud while reading an article on the web. As an owner of an ancient State Rover, I feel this, physically.
Excellent writing.
Ah yes, the much maligned (legitimately!) Porsche 914. In loftier schoolhouse a friend of mine "scored" 1 of these "for a steal" from a used automobile dealer. It managed to wear out the enthusiasm of even a testosterone fueled high school automobile enthusiast! He sold it his senior yr, for not quite as much as he paid for it, and had invested probably $8,000 in various repairs and improvements over the two years he owned it. Quite the legacy.
Sounds like the car in this state should exist illegal to drive for several reasons. I'grand glad that in many countries the cars need to be checked every ii years.
The motorcar has a transmission transmission.
The odds of a car thief in 2022 in a modern American city being old enough to be in the age cohort that knows how to drive stick are minimal.
This reminds me of back when I was at Bell Labs back in the 1980'southward and in that location was a "user manual" of how to crash the Unix Bone on the PDP11'due south in our lab. The thought being if yous just tell people how to practice information technology they won't try to show how clever they were by doing it. Too, it was a alert what non to do, but it besides discouraged anyone from thinking they found a new flaw or whatever.
I love this considering I simply realized pretty much all my vehicles small engine equipment have quirks that they only first up if yous know the correct procedure, yet I consider them to exist 100% working. Not to mention my pc's boot menu which defaults to a dead operating system later ten seconds, that I accept been too lazy to figure out how to reorder.
Very recognizable :) I had a Citroen DS that had locks that were so bad that it was pointless to try to lock it, and getting information technology started required 10 steps or so and getting one wrong meant you weren't driving that day (or at least, non until the backlog fuel had evaporated away again).
Probably more secure than the class-5 alarm on my current auto :)
I love this. Information technology brings back memories of my first car. A '86 GT with a equus caballus logo. I remember driving with my sister one 24-hour interval, explaining all the things that are wrong with it and my ingenious piece of work arounds to justify it. Then her door swung open taking a turn also fast and she refused to ever ride in the car again.
This was a groovy read, thanks.
I think my 87 Jetta (purchased in 2002, died and abandoned 2000ish miles or so moving 3000 miles US coast to coast) very closely resembled these remarks. Of course no i wanted to steal it. But I capeesh the author'due south portrayal! And it was a really fun weird way to feel like I've owned a Porsche!
It ever entertaining when Americans speaking about manual transmissions as something mysterious. Information technology is not, anxiety on pedal, switch, anxiety from pedal. Europeans are surprised seeing yous manipulating the wipers to control the transmission.
I consider personally most automated transmissions horrible. The gear is either to loftier to overtake or so low that the engine is running with too much RPM. The only exception is the gear-less Multitronic[1] by Audi. Sadly replaced by DSG. Nasty rumors say VW did that because the Multitronic had no more bug and worked well ;)
The DSG works somehow and the shifting is somehow acceptable. The automatic manual Ford uses (e.g. C-Max) is horror for the driver, passengers and the engine. Adventurous people may keep to double-clutching[2].
> It always entertaining when Americans speaking well-nigh transmission transmissions as something mysterious.
The car in question is at least 45 years old. That the transmission was never groovy and has degraded since is not at all odd. At no point did I see ragging on a manual, merely the transmission being shot (and having a weird blueprint).
Most automatic transmissions are horrible considering most cars are horrible.
Adept cars take good transmissions, regardless of transmission mode.
The ZF8 is an first-class transmission that's seen everywhere.
PDK does justice to the most performant modern Porsches in a way that manuals struggle to keep up with.
Even relatively small volume DCTs like the one in the 4C are pretty smashing these days.
ZF8 seems to be used by Audi only for cars sold in America?
btw. ZF ways Zahnradfabrik Friedrichshafen. Which is owned by the Zeppelin Foundation. Which was founded to back up the built of Zeppelin Luftschiffe and social purposes. Weird story. And the Zeppelin Foundation was for a long fourth dimension owner of Ruby-red. The company behind most mechanical keyboard switches. They should've kept that, growing business area - mechanical switches ;)
It's been used past numerous manufacturers in addition to Audi, including BMW and seemingly every FCA/Stellantis brand. I've driven a BMW five series fitted with one and I tin can ostend it'southward a great transmission that is smooth and capable during normal driving, but has reasonable sportiness when required.
The ZF8 is in plenty of euro Audis too, simply only the big, expensive stuff since it's a longitudinal gearbox. The more common, smaller Audis would exist on the MQB transverse platform that can't utilize the ZF8. And Audi has been using a dual clutch on some of their lower-stop MLB cars.
Anything A6/Q7 and up is a ZF8 if it'southward an automatic.
At present would not be a keen time to be in that expanse when "knockoff" switches accept pretty much out-innovated Red into irrelevance
Merely that aside, as other comments point out the ZF8 is not Audi specific, Enough of non-M auto BMWs use it, and even heavy duty option up trucks are running with ZF8s now
I'g in the The states and prefer transmission transmissions, but I take to admit that the six-8 speed automatic transmissions that have get popular in the final v-10 years pretty much solves the "ever in the wrong gear" problem that the three-4 speed automatic transmissions of years by had.
Sometimes double clutching helps with onetime American boxes. German ones have always been temperamental, compared to shaking a purse of wrenches.
Japanese ones have ever been smooth and fun.
Source: I taught three teenagers to drive stick recently, and there are still teeth on the gears. Yay me!
> Information technology e'er entertaining when Americans speaking virtually manual transmissions equally something mysterious.
It is always entertaining to come across European exceptionalism schooling up people in auto forums. Please tell united states nigh diesel engines too!
> Europeans are surprised seeing you manipulating the wipers to control the transmission.
That is nothing new to a truthful European. Expect up the Renault 4 shifter :-)
This has got to be one of the very best and most hilarious articles I've read this year. Bravo, sir.
At this indicate, it is non unreasonable to pay the thief for all his hard work in stealing the car
Don't know why this is top post: there must exist some petrolheads on HN.
This resonates with me: I've got an old, kinda beaten upward, "sis" of that 914: an sometime Porsche 911. I've got it since 22 years and information technology'due south 33 years old atm (so 2/tertiary of its life with me). Over the decades I only ever put oil and gasoline in that matter (ok, ok, the fuel pump died once and information technology was a 100 EUR part). Every single time I claw the bombardment up, information technology starts... While doing some blue smoke, granted. Although back from 1999 to 2004 I collection this beauty daily, since 2004 it's a garage queen: a piece of art that hardly always hits the road. Information technology's also prevented from seeing any kind of h2o: no pelting h2o, no cleaning water (I much rather scratch the pigment a tiny scrap with microfibers towels and "dry cleaning" detailers or whatnots than risk having water idling for months in some sneaky spot and create corrosion).
Original pigment (inappreciably anyone nonetheless has this). Beginning clutch (yup: aforementioned clutch since 33 years): this ane is and then rare information technology's actually problematic because my MY has a clutch that'south not made anymore and there's some modification that needs to be done... But non a unmarried mechanic know anymore what needs to be done to conform a "yet fabricated" clutch on mine (basically a 1988/1989 clutch will not piece of work on a 1987 if the 1987 is still on its first clutch for it hasn't seen the mandatory mod done). Tires are from... 2004 (yes information technology's illegal and, no, I don't care seen how I drive it). About twice a year, on a non-rainy day, the one-time lady starts and goes for a drive around the block at 20 mph. And then back into the garage.
I day I should probably have it restored: the problem is these former Porsche engines (all 911 pre the 993 model) are notorious for their long bolts breaking when trying to arrange the timing. So a restoration means taking the engine out. That'd prepare me $10K hands I retrieve with all that needs to be done.
And in the end I'll have a polluting gas-guzzler which I'll experience bad using anyhow.
No really: quondam cars are besides groovy as art pieces that hardly ever go out.
Some people like to collect them, others like to bulldoze them, others like to restore them (met a admirer the other day whose passion was neither driving nor collecting just restoring incredible cars). I'm sure some even like to write near them!
And don't go me started on my even crankiest onetime italian car! (this one won't shift into second when the gearbox is cold, so it's 1st to 3rd gear during the get-go x minutes of driving... Only beingness italian, of form, it's not starting anymore and needs to go meet a mechanic).
As I'thousand a recovering petrolhead I begin to see these more and more as art pieces: weird remnants of an insanely dangerous (and polluting) by.
The commodity and the picture at the bottom exude that this guy is doing exactly what he loves.
I like the 914 information technology's much nicer than the 924 since the 914 is a boxer the 924 a inline 4. A Dino Ferrari would some other good option small displacement short stroke V6s are sexy.
I had a friend that drilled a hole in the fender and put in some other key operated switch there. Simple only effective. No ane stealing a car is looking around for other switches.
This reminds me of the best writing from Car and Commuter magazine. They still practise things like this and their annual Peak x is rich in droll, hilarious auto writing.
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Qualys also detects that this is disabled. I would like to see the page as I like older cars.
> exactly 4 pumps > outset > exactly 2 pumps
... does this sound to anyone else like he's basically got a Permissive Activeness Link protecting his car?
He could write pretty much the same commodity about owning an OG Chrysler minivan, which is arguably a more historically pregnant vehicle merely built by a make that prompts sneers almost reliability and credit scores from most here, and it would just exist considered trashy or prompt pearl clutching by most of the readership.
Amazing the breadth of preconceived notions that tin can be leveraged with a bluecoat on a grill. Having the presence of listen and ability to leverage readership demographics like this is what really separates practiced writers and editors from the mediocre.
At that place's a divergence between bad cars and hilariously bad cars. The OG Chrysler minivan was historically significant. I respect people who notwithstanding utilize them as piece of work vehicles, or people who embrace the hacker mentality to turn them into something they weren't originally (in that location are a few minivan dragsters). But they aren't celebrated as great driver's cars.
A better comparison to the Porsche 914 would be an MG roadster - or if y'all want to stick with Chrysler, then a Dodge Omni GLH. By modern standards both of these are unreliable, uncomfortable, and difficult to bulldoze, but like the 914 they are celebrated by enthusiasts. Office of the reason is because despite their flaws, and despite being relatively hard to drive, they reward skill. While slow to accelerate, they handle well - assuasive a skilled driver to make good lap times on a rail.
Y'all might be overanalyzing a flake. I think information technology really comes down to sports cars being cool & vans existence…vans. All the "Porsche" office really does is get more than clicks (because people know what it is).
I recollect most people here would exist fawning over the commodity were it a Toyota Previa or some other machine that does non bring to mind "transportation that a mean solar day laborer would have driven circa <10-15yr afterwards its model twelvemonth>" which is what happens to a lot of successful vehicles.
On the flip side, the sports car snobs will say that a 914 (especially the 4 cylinder version) is basically simply a funky looking Volkswagen :)
The starting rituals reminded me of my '77 Olds Cutlass with the junkyard intake and monster carbs and all sorts of other unwise additions to an already crappy and clapped out automobile. Only 2 people could start that machine, and what with the bailing wire property the axles and frame together no 1 ever wanted to try towing it.
And then.... is this motorcar a good car that'due south just way likewise quondam, or were Porsches of this vintage not adept to brainstorm with?
It's funny how much the starting procedure reminds me of a fairly-modernistic Cessna 172. If information technology own't broke...
Welcome to General Aviation, where y'all can still feel vintage technology from the sixties and seventies! Merely also proof that a wimpy 180-HP thing is way more fun than a 500-HP BMW M3, simply considering of the fact that it flies :)
Totally. Although it'due south astonishing how different the displacement:horsepower ratios are. We've got 2L car engines producing 300bhp, and 6L aeroplane engines producing 160bhp!
I need to impress this out and put it in my 1974 VW camper, for my kids to read when I kick off.
I love the upcoming downturn in tech, more posts similar these would trend ;-)
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This sounds a lot like my showtime car. I won't mention the model for security reasons :D (This topic is going to be a goldmine for hackers!)
It'southward funny because I had very similar problems. In my example the gearshift link bar roughshod out of the bottom twice. Both cases I was parked in a high-security area at work and I had go special say-so for the road service. To much amusement of the security staff, especially the 2d time which was nearly a week after the outset.
Also, the lights would not motorcar switch off when turning off the ignition (no fancy newfangled electronics in that location!), but my colleagues were willing to requite me a push in one case a week or and so. All the above did give my car a very special reputation at piece of work and information technology was the butt of many jokes. It as well had a transmission choke which caused me to empty many a fuel tank unnecessarily. I carried a 5L jerrycan around later on the first fourth dimension I establish out what happens if you forget to switch the choke off subsequently starting. With the choke off information technology would become more than than 100km on this reserve!
The ignition switch was also and so far gone it could exist turned with a teaspoon, but unfortunately this worked both ways. Sometimes going over a bump in the road would flick it off. So for this reason I hotwired the foglight switch (which was rarely allowed to exist used in the Netherlands, y'all may only use it in basically undrivable conditions) every bit an "ignition on" switch to span it. In this sense it was similar a modern car which you lot can turn on with a button. For the foglight itself I just had 2 wires hanging under the dash which I could but connect when needed. No demand for this modern "switch" nonsense.
At that place was also no power steering nor braking and the engine (1.0L) was so small yous could literally set foot within the engine compartment (standing on the road every bit it didn't have a bottom). My father hated me for braking so hard when I drove his car, simply on mine you really had to pump it if yous had whatsoever hope of stopping. Steering was super calorie-free though, fifty-fifty without power steering. Probably considering the car weighed practically nothing, and the tyres could utilise a bit more grip. When I had people sitting in the back I literally had trouble steering at high speeds because there wasn't enough weight on the front. So I would limit myself to 80km/h on the expressway in those cases to exist safe. It did have no problem reaching 120km/h though, to my surprise.
I also had to make sure non to fuel up above lxxx% or so considering when splashing it leaked somewhere around the cervix of the fuel filler piping and the scent was horrible.
Still, it was MY car. My friends bought me a bumper sticker saying "Laugh all you want, this one is paid off!". It was as well special in the sense that information technology was the only auto I've had where the (Sony) stereo was worth more than than the car itself. It was one of the first with a CD actor. Not that information technology was peculiarly expensive, only you lot probably gathered that the automobile was even cheaper.
PS: Funnily enough information technology passed the safe inspection twice. I did accept to wire the foglight switch back up earlier the exam though O:-)
This doesn't sound as well bad. Simply I also race in a 1960s british race car.
Hilarious, and also such a fun bout of the quirks of this old car.
"Cheers for all the tips, only they won't exist necessary. I'll just come with my tow truck, and get it upwardly and I'k gone in lx seconds. This vintage gem will fetch a great cost once restored properly.
Signed, The Thief"
Ha! Nice piece of writing. What's the software equivalent of this car? I've heard loads of complaints from Oracle software users (database excepted; information technology appears to exist a genuinely not bad product).
Remind me of trying to get a dev surround setup at this ane company 5 years ago. The listing of troubleshooting items was longer than the listing to get information technology running :D
Great writing and squeamish to run across people who enjoy their hobbies only jfc this kind of thing shouldn't be allowed on public roads.
Reading this description reminds me why I'm non a "car person"
Several rabbit-holes in Linux have tested my patience less than that
Your vehicle will never develop this number of issues on the day you buy it.
You buy it with a picayune occasional issue that can be worked around, and the issue gradually starts happening more and more ofttimes and getting harder and harder to piece of work effectually. And at the same fourth dimension, some other trivial issue volition develop....
That'southward how my motorcycle went from 'needs to be kicking-started' through 'sometimes information technology takes a few tries', through 'bump starting works though', to 'you lot can crash-land start it within 6 attempts', to 'you can bump start information technology within 6 attempts, equally long every bit you didn't utilise the headlights likewise much final fourth dimension you rode information technology'
story makes me realise why MOTs exist :P sounds like the owner has practiced fun with that relic, but I wonder is it actually roadworthy?
MOT surely won't cheque half the things that are wrong with this car though? Shitty starting, busted gearbox? Most 90s supercars wouldn't pass if that was a problem :p
What do MOTs say well-nigh antique cars? I've had some really rough quondam Minis laissez passer the MOT in the past.
No, this is automotive journalism from a company that also sells automotive insurance. They are an excellent automotive journalism outfit. If y'all had any actual interest in cars y'all would know this. If you lot don't - possibly move on and read something else.
Am I non allowed to read a piece on something which I am not sufficiently interested in? Like I guess many others, the "how to steal my machine" (implying that it would exist arduous) piqued my interest. Even though I am not interested in cars.
I remember they make more from their YouTube content. I honestly had no idea they sold insurance before today but I dear their YouTube videos.
Haha, joke's on you.
As a reformed air-cooled VW enthusiast, these are my natural driving tendencies.
A pathological obsession with objectively terrible machines seems to be a very common character trait.
I regularly drive a 1973 VW westy (charabanc camper van) and it has these aforementioned type of quirks! For me they are all second nature after having the vehicle for over x years.
I one had to leave information technology in a parking lot and afterwards take information technology towed while I was at work. The tow truck driver could not figure out how to get it started fifty-fifty with me walking him through it on the phone! The ignition is 'wiggly' where it won't beginning until you jiggle the steering bike to allow the fundamental to turn to start the automobile. Also a screwdriver will work fine (if you lot wiggle the steering bike just right while attempting to turn the ignition). So ya, Similar quirks :).
I beloved our westy and usually take it to the beach to surf. It as well has an old air-cooled 914 pancake engine in it.
I have a 74. My wife used it to go camping ground and I judge I didn't explain the starting procedure well enough considering it was second nature. She ended up having to get a jump later flooding it and killing the bombardment. Oops.
Great article. My first car was a 1966 MG Midget (with a '71 engine). Gas gauge never worked. Voltage regulator broke at some bespeak and so it had to exist push started (no hills in Florida made this more fun) and the commencement winter I had information technology I kept waking up with a headache. Finally traced it to a cracked frazzle manifold. Beginning time I had driven around with the peak upwardly and I was getting gassed past CO. When the transmission failed, my buddy and I pulled the engine with an aluminum extension ladder (you couldn't merely driblet the tranny due to a frame piece beyond the trans tunnel). Had the tranny rebuilt, put it back together (with an engine lift) and it turned out they hadn't washed information technology correctly. Rinse repeat....
In the U.S., we accept a joke that the just anti-theft device you'll ever need is a transmission transmission.
Idk, my transmission Honda was stolen after living nigh Seattle for about a month. Luckily it wasn't valuable enough to chop.
As someone who drove a 1972 Westfalia for ~x years this had me laughing to myself multiple times in agreement.
I was gonna say, I took a long road trip in a 1971 VW microbus and this was triggering some memories. Especially the description of finding the gears!
Aye the gears! The amount of "play" in the gearbox was insane. Couple that with the like 3 foot long stick handle and IN GEAR I could wiggle the stick in a similar foot broad circle.
Once yous had driven it for a while you lot got to know the "experience" of it and had no problems, simply similar in the article someone new to driving it would have had a actually hard time lol.
My 1985 Jeep CJ-7 is similar... I can be rolling downwards the road in 3rd gear and the gear knob will occasionally start aquiver in a 4-inch circle all on its own.
Same here, simply with a 1972 BMW. My brake vacuum booster never worked and then information technology is like stomping on a stone. On a cold day you had to feather the throttle, clutch, and brake at the same time until it got warm. I live in a warm climate so information technology's been tuned to idle well on a hot Texas summer 24-hour interval.
I laughed out loud several times at this.
It's kind of sad that a lot of younger folks won't have this kind of experience. Muscling a 1973 Ford F150 around with no power steering, I learned many, many things about driving. Having to do hill starts with a 3-on-the-tree, I learned many, many more.
A recalcitrant, finicky, or otherwise nearly broken car is a source of much distress, only also graphic symbol building. And oftentimes a source of many fond rememberances--albeit far, far in the futurity.
Oh my Dad's sometime Chevy stepside was a bear to drive. That 3-on-the-tree gave me fits. On the upside, I can bulldoze but about any car on Globe now without likewise much trouble.
Ha, yep, with new cars in that location's no reason to try to talk things out and reason with them because there's no sense they are just being stubborn.
>with new cars there'due south no reason to endeavor to talk things out and reason with them because
...because there's a solid chance the car will talk back.
Welcome to the hereafter! Your motorcar will sass you, and you lot will similar it!
> starter is too weak to creepo the clutch-transmission input shaft assembly with any success
[giggle] This reminds me of putting my Toyota 4x4 (Hilux) in four-Low, First gear, pressing the Clutch Start Cancel switch and turning the ignition central, making it an electric vehicle for a few seconds. The starter was powerful enough to move the truck uphill in that gear on its own until the engine started.
What an awesome read! It brought dorsum some nostalgia. In high schoolhouse, I endemic a 1976 Datsun 280Z which had some, shall we say, electrical problems. The ignition went out but somehow I had ascertained that by placing the blade of a screwdriver across two fuses it would (for mysterious reasons) turn the starter over and that was the only way to get-go the car.
My blood brother had one of these about xx years agone, and he eventually sold to a guy from other side of town. Ane day a few months later the car comes pulling into his forepart thousand at high speed and does a spin out. The guy happened to be driving past and a front control arm snapped off due to rust, and he couldn't control the steering.
I love seeing old timers on the street. The ones that go preserved are usually so much more aesthetic than contemporary cars.
The old cars have better or worse aesthetics? Something tin't have "more" aesthetics, it'southward non quantifiable. That's similar saying something has more temperature, instead of a higher or lower temperature.
Oh this is lovely. Equally someone who has spent time within a Karmann-Ghia convertible, I can olfactory property the burning oil now....
Olfactory property is the thing that gets me a lot of the time with classic cars too.
I appreciate the pattern from another era - mechanical simplicity from when folks weren't concerned about maximizing efficiency, thin window frames and door pillars that would fare embarrassingly in a modern crash test, etc. Sure, it doesn't fit the standards of today, but that's why these older cars are then different - they're literally from a unlike era.
Occasionally I'll become downward an Internet rabbithole and imagine buying a 60s musculus car or series State Rover or what have you. But then I'll exist near a decades-old car on the street and be overwhelmed past the smell of the exhaust. I think I must be more sensitive to information technology than others, only that mostly kills that idea for me. I guess I could endeavour swapping in a modernistic, emissions-controlled drivetrain but that's a whole 'nother yak to shave.
> Odor is the matter that gets me a lot of the time with archetype cars too.
I had a 1972 Triumph Bonneville which had a "tickler" button on each carb instead of a asphyxiate. That meant to kickoff it up you lot would press each tickler button until a bit of gas shot out invariably on your mitt only also the engine and the sometimes hot exhaust. Only after this ritual was performed could you leap on the kickstart (no electrical beginning). And then yous cease up smelling similar gas.
Q: Why to the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes electrics.
> mechanical simplicity from when folks weren't concerned almost maximizing efficiency, thin window frames and door pillars that would fare embarrassingly in a modern crash exam, etc.
Immensely better for visibility, though. Which was actually a plus for safety compared to now, when a pedestrian can well be entirely hidden by your own windscreen colonnade.
I lived for over 20 years a half mile from the Bob'southward Large Boy restaurant with car service in Burbank, CA, where the S. California Classic Car Club has their weekly see up and show instance. Every single friday nighttime, a dream series of astonishing autos and the fanatics that keep them running evidence upwards and bait everyone with their jewels. My dad was a motorcar dealer and I grew up with him restoring classics, and then I know the dedication they crave. Yet, a one-half dozen times I nearly talked myself into buying one of those beauties on the spot. Closest I came was a running, but still to be fully restored Model A that some 50'southward teen made a hot rod. That 50'southward teen was the old man selling the car after it saturday in his backyard for 40 years. Walking way from that was very hard.
This remind me of how amazingly complex a modernistic car is in terms of making it piece of cake to drive and how may iterations / how much evolution has taken place.
A friend of mine tweaked a sensor on his motorcar and it wouldn't recalibrate, which disabled all of the electronic assists. It drives similar a shopping cart at present.
Fine writing.
Bluntly I'g more intrigued by the fact that this seems to take gotten an like shooting fish in a barrel #1 spot on hn. Writing about sketchy clutches on sometime cars does non more often than not attract wide hn acclamation.
I'd love to hear opinions as to what fabricated the difference...clearly something here is different.
I think it's a combination of factors: it is technical, it is funny, it is well written, it resonates with anyone who had to bargain with "quirky" hardware, car or not (a.k.a. "that PC that merely boots if you press and hold CapsLock"), plus the fact that the weekend is almost hither.
It'southward funny you say that cause this screams HN content to me.
I'one thousand a long-fourth dimension project car builder and this post strikes all the chords of a labor of love.
Clever content, technical concepts but written in plain english, relishing in the about hostile user experiences that some engineering can produce. Information technology smacks of everything HN is to me.
Near any 30+ year-onetime vehicle is total of these special quirks requiring special "rituals". The annoying thing is that they are hard to fix and ofttimes require rare parts which are non easily available.
I accept a '95 Rover 216 Coupe which is mechanically very solid (Honda engine and running gear) and very well maintained, but the rest of the car is full of quirks caused by historic period deterioration. The numerous "rituals" include things like never endmost your frameless door with the window down (a nasty cracking audio follows), manually pulling the tooth of the release latch before closing the boot, care when washing it so not to let water enter the spare wheel area permanently and cause rust, etc.
I have a '88 Ford Falcon ute which is mercifully piece of cake to fix and parts are plentiful. I absolutely recommend old cars to anybody, equally mentioned elsewhere in this thread they build character. Only I by and large recommend the ones with lots of parts. Not just factory simply cars that had a strong aftermarket in their day.
> I absolutely recommend old cars to everyone, equally mentioned elsewhere in this thread they build character.
I don't call up I hate another human enough to wish diagnosing an intermittent basis problem that but occured when the temperature cruel beneath 30F on them.
Character it may build, only even to this day I would trade that character for fewer knuckle scars and fewer hours with numb easily from the cold.
I'll take my modern automobile that lasts until some idiot hits me and totals it.
All I could think about was how I should write something like most my belovedly-wretched 1979 MGB.
Lucas, the manufacturer of many MG parts, colloquially known as 'the Prince of Darkness' considering of a trend for the lights to suddenly stop working.
The tell-tale crimp in many body lids, acquired by attempting to shut it without disengaging the little rod that kept information technology open.
Don't carp locking the doors if you don't want the expensive convertible top sliced through.
The battery is behind the passenger seat.
Having the opposite gear get out leads to an interesting perspective change while parking/driving.
I concluded up going to votech in machine mechanics because of this auto, considering I got then irritated about getting ripped off.
Ah well, I honey the damn thing. Fifty-fifty at present, 10 years after I sold it.
I wrote in some other comment about my 1978 MGB. Yous missed a few more fun parts (they might take just been for my model twelvemonth though):
1. The "springs" nether the seats were bent wood slats (my dad and I put in new carpeting and found that one out when nosotros removed the seats).
two. The heater was literally sliding a door to the engine fashion downward the foot well. I recollect several winter meridian down drives in the Midwest where my confront and hands were frozen just my legs felt like they were beingness branded.
3. The manual choke.
4. The small cascade of water in your face up when you drove in the rain and took a corner.
5. The electric 5th that seemed to break every few months.
All good memories though.
You forgot the points based fuel pump that needs a bang or two with a mallet occasionally to keep running. Not that I will e'er acknowledge to owning an MG (or iv) since I'm a Triumph guy at heart.
twenty years ago I lived in an area considered not very safe; the guy in the apartment below was a cop and thieves broke into his car twice and in his house once. I had an older car, and then I always left it unlocked, including the torso: no trouble. I also had a motorbike that I left with the key in the ignition a few times, so diverse neighbors brought me the key a few times until they learned to exit it there. These were probably the simply vehicles in the unabridged block of flats that were non touched by thieves - maybe they checked the body of the car a few times, found nothing interesting and left. The car was not worth stealing, the bike was not easy to ride.
This is a very funny article and the reveal that people have really tried to steal the car was a perfect closer.
The section about starting the machine rings true for simply about every old automobile I own.
My Dart, an ol' iv door from '69 has this actually cool matter were in the event you lot practise get the cruel idea to wake her up on a common cold morn; you'll end up doing 3 sets of ignition on, wait 3-v seconds, ignition off, pump the gas pedal a few times (first set 20, and so 10, and then 5) and if y'all oasis't deviated from this formula yous should exist able to start the engine. After about iii seconds she volition be quietly resting over again, and then you can attempt to wake her again, this time once you hear the engine come to life yous need to ease onto the accelerator, and hold it at an obnoxiously loud "idle" for virtually one-ii infinitesimal. Then from there you will put her in first, and while still tickling the accelerator, release the brake slowly (this daughter is a TorqueFlite auto transmission).
Though i honey that car considering i collection it as my daily for several months during the cold winter... it had no heater, no defrost and no promise of going highway speeds safely (though I have flown at eighty mph before, downwardly a hill in neutral, that was terrifying), you have to drain the brakes once every 2 months or she will try to kill you.. and she's unapologetically mine, for fearfulness of the guilt I would incur if i sold her to someone that she accidentally ends upward killing and my undying beloved for a car that usually got me to where i demand to exist (12 mpg, 91 oct).
Today I learned that the literal "giving up the ghost" translation of the German "den Geist aufgeben" is correct, even though it just screams "simulated friend". Huh!
Hagerty is about the just automotive journalism left that'southward worth reading and I am and then grateful they are still around (and still improving at a clip). I y'all take even a cursory interest in cars their Youtube aqueduct is first-class. Jason Cammisa joined and then Hagerty team terminal twelvemonth and is at present producing the absolute all-time car content on the web.
I doubt anyone from Hagerty is reading this merely genuinely thank you for making the car content you do. Automotive journalism sometimes feels like a dying manufacture but you give me hope.
This was fun. It reminds me of my start truck that my uncle gifted me in sometime around the twelvemonth 2001: a mid '80s GMC Southward-15 light pickup truck.
The starter did not piece of work. This meant parking on a hill e'er and 'pop starting.' You put it in 2nd gear, get a adept rolling start, and then crank the engine. Exist mindful to not run out of runway.
This was alleviated after a year or ii when a friend of my mom showed me how to arc the starter directly. Popular the hood, take a screw driver and connect the two opposing bolts on the starter. A shower of sparks and a section of screwdriver missing later and, blast, a running engine. Information technology was true liberty not having to park on a hill anymore!
Yous couldn't commencement or finish too fast. The demote seat'southward lock failed, and so the entire bench seat would shift forward or backward if y'all changed velocity besides quickly. A tight seat belt helped by using you to keep the seat back.
The commuter side window went halfway down... usually. You had to printing against it just right and you lot had to pull up on it to help the hand creepo lift it. Best to just leave it up.
Onto the instruments. On a hard left hand turn, the radio and dashboard would light up ... until the end of the plow. Otherwise, no dash lights and no radio. The other problem with the left manus turn was that if it was as well sharp, the keys would fly from the ignition and state on the rider flooring board. Just that was ok considering the truck would continue to run.
Turning on the headlights would crusade the gas gauge to drib to zero. This was a problem at nighttime since due to the lack of dash lights. To check the gas, you had to turn off the headlights and use a flashlight to see the fuel level.
Thinking of levels of fluids: oil. There was no dip stick and information technology burnt oil. So you mostly guessed daily how much oil to add based on experience. Somehow it never occurred to me to, you lot know, purchase a dip stick. I grew up poor, you didn't but purchase things. And I didn't think to make a makeshift one because I was inexperienced at life with fiddling guidance.
One night in 16 degree fahrenheit, icy weather, and non dressed for said weather, the truck gave up the ghost. I didn't estimate my remaining oil correctly and seized the engine. The wrecker gave me $35 for the truck and collection off into the sunset the following solar day.
Wow, I could write almost the same commodity nigh my '85 Westfalia Vanagon.
There's a sweet spot, around the 90s, where the cars are nonetheless running fine, and are non yet too complex to steal with a pocket pocketknife.
I was thinking exactly the same matter, except
① it was '83, not '85 (and thus air-cooled);
② it was an aftermarket camper van conversion with some slight design bug in the pop top, non a Westfalia;
③ subsequently I rebuilt the engine a second time we sold it, and so, blessedly, it's not mine anymore. My engine rebuild survived for a couple of years until the new owner drove information technology in 2nd gear for an hour at highway speeds, overheating the engine to the point where it punched a pushrod through the crankcase.
Mine's an aftermarket loftier top, with what I believe were salvaged Westfalia interiror components, because nothing actually fits correct :)
I don't call back he destroyed the engine on purpose, if that'south what you lot meant. I did sell it on purpose though. I rebuilt the engine on purpose too, because without a working engine the market value of the van was scrap metallic.
At that place wasn't very skilful public transportation to Wellesley College from Boston in 1970 and then I borrowed a friend's motorcar to selection up my date. The machine was onetime enough fifty-fifty so to have a crank handle stowed behind the driver's seat for starting the car when you weren't parked at the top of a colina. That engagement didn't go then well!
When I was a kid, nosotros had a succession of dubious used cars, at least two of which were Ladas. They were fine cars - spare parts were easy to go and you needed them oft.
I fourth dimension, someone bankrupt into one of the Ladas. No problem for united states of america, information technology was difficult to start even with a central and the would-be automobile thief apparently couldn't become it going. Who needs an alarm?
I am rather glad that modern cars late 90's are so depressingly reliable and defective in "character" and just works when I turn the key and all they needs is fuel, oil change, filters and fluids at intervals.
I would cull an Audi/BMW if I wanted that sort trepidation in my life.
I read your first sentence and was well-nigh to regale you lot with the reliability stories of my 2009 BMW 335i, simply I see yous have that covered in your second sentence. I mercifully sold that car just a few weeks agone and it's similar having a weight off my back not seeing it in the driveway every day.
I would say for the virtually part, that's how all cars were upwards until the 90s. Mail service 2000 everything is computerized and in that location'south not a ton a shade tree mechanic tin practice beyond swapping out parts.
At least if you know how to use a code scanner, newer cars are so much meliorate at telling you lot what is wrong with them. Though information technology does take some skill and experience to know the departure between what code(s) tripped and what is actually incorrect, as oftentimes a code that trips is well downstream of what part has failed. Just it'south amazing the corporeality of data you can pull out of a car using an Autel reader or similar.
that was my basic impression. I drove an '89? Izuzu and a '85? Mitsubishi every bit my starting time two cars in the mid '00s; they were pretty "only works" too, disallowment some repairs. Naught this crotchety.
I now bulldoze a '21 Camry and man, it's just nice. Things work. I hateful, I don't mind pulling things autonomously, simply it's like, do I really want to run Gentoo constantly if I don't budget 4-6 hours/mo to maintain it? (no)
i take a subaru that im non sure will start (something is draining the battery), or when it starts that i will accept enough oil.
These things are an absolute BLAST to bulldoze but you also feel similar you are literally driving a tin can can - I practice Not want to recollect about what would happen if you got into an accident with a larger vehicle like an SUV
Met a guy that threw a V8 in one of these - must take been absolutely insane.
My first auto was a 22 year old (at the time) 1964 Triumph TR4 that my dad and I institute in a barn. A lot of the issues in this 914 were present on my automobile likewise. My car had a minor engine oil leak, and the oil would drip onto the exhaust system and fill the cabin with smoke. I call up when the brakes went out and I drove the car ~25 miles with goose egg only the parking brake.
The best was when I got out of this tiny car with manual everything and drove the state-yacht Pontiac Parisienne we used for commuter'south ed in highschool. Its brakes were and so sensitive, and I was and then used to having to utilize a LOT of forcefulness to terminate the TR4, that the first few times I'd finish the car everybody's seatbelt would lock up.
I bulldoze/maintain/am tortured by a 1985 VW Vanagon and so much of this rings true. The variety of tricks, quirks, smells, sounds, and special tools/rags/spots to striking simply right to sustain a trip down the road are surprisingly like.
Fantastic writing.
A lot of 1970'due south manual manual cars were like this. I had an early 70's AMC Gremlin. The shift knob was simply a vertical rectangular rod. The transmission linkage were ii parallel horizontal rods with a notch cut in each. The vertical rod just floated between these, and you had to pull left or right and slide back or forth until yous constitute one of the notches - then once you were engaged, you lot could push or pull the linkage to go into a gear. When the knob drifted, you really had to have a visual in your caput of where the notches were and what gear you where in.
Beautiful treatise of the wretched joys of owning and driving an one-time automobile. What I dearest is how all of these foibles go second nature to the buying. This is what automobile people telephone call "character", much the same manner yous might realize you need to warn one friend before you introduce them to another.
Though it'southward usually my goal to chase all fashion of unreliability out of a car I own (I confess, I absolutely honey just getting in a car and driving, no fuss, no muss), there is a pang of sadness that comes with knowing I've made it that much more reliable, and bluntly, boring.
This makes me miss my 1971 VW Van. Learning to navigate the front end-to-back, three-meter-long transmission linkage fabricated it to where I can drive literally whatsoever standard transmission vehicle on the planet. Well done!
I used to bother with mechanical junk similar this when I was younger. I bought ten cars under $1000 and repaired everything from shattered valvetrain to clogged fuel filters. These days if I wanted to drive a junk car with a good brand I would LS swap it and telephone call it a day. It's more important to treat cancer before it metastasizes unlike the hospice care this person is giving that auto. It troubles me to come across people suffering with total junk merely because it has a brand clan.
The LS bandy is the equivalent of gutting a archetype computer or piece of stereo equipment and jamming in a Raspberry Pi. Occasionally it's an improvement, sometimes the original parts were too far gone, but a lot of the time it's merely lazy vandalism.
I agree with you. In the instance of this article the original parts were likewise far gone.
I do capeesh the physical aesthetics of older devices and would not vandalize functional and maintainable internals unless they caused extreme hardship.
Didn't Tyler Hoover (on YouTube) put an LS motor in a Porsche 911? He got some hate for that.
I don't doubt this person could restore that car to manufacturing plant perfection or remake it into a modern masterpiece. Thats not what it's for tho.
The clapped out heap of junk has an integrity, and dignity, worthy of respect. This car should near properly be exhibited on blocks in the front yard, surrounded past tall grass, possibly with a tree beginning to grow out of it somewhere.
Betwixt a trophy and a salute to both the soul of the machine itself and the many people who fabricated it. "Well done g good and faithful servant"
Information technology should exist a habitation for dogs.
Agreed. I am very uncomfortable letting a car rot anywhere though. I'd rather see information technology shredded and recycled. Then again I don't deify brands like I sort of did when I was younger.
At this signal that car needs to be completely disassembled to bare metallic, power washed, welding repaired, sandblasted, repainted, and totally rebuilt. With so much harm all that remains is zero but hospice care.
THANK You for this! It's been a while since I've laughed out loud while reading an article on the web. As an owner of an ancient State Rover, I feel this, physically.
Excellent writing.
Ah yes, the much maligned (legitimately!) Porsche 914. In loftier schoolhouse a friend of mine "scored" 1 of these "for a steal" from a used automobile dealer. It managed to wear out the enthusiasm of even a testosterone fueled high school automobile enthusiast! He sold it his senior yr, for not quite as much as he paid for it, and had invested probably $8,000 in various repairs and improvements over the two years he owned it. Quite the legacy.
Sounds like the car in this state should exist illegal to drive for several reasons. I'grand glad that in many countries the cars need to be checked every ii years.
The motorcar has a transmission transmission.
The odds of a car thief in 2022 in a modern American city being old enough to be in the age cohort that knows how to drive stick are minimal.
This reminds me of back when I was at Bell Labs back in the 1980'southward and in that location was a "user manual" of how to crash the Unix Bone on the PDP11'due south in our lab. The thought being if yous just tell people how to practice information technology they won't try to show how clever they were by doing it. Too, it was a alert what non to do, but it besides discouraged anyone from thinking they found a new flaw or whatever.
I love this considering I simply realized pretty much all my vehicles small engine equipment have quirks that they only first up if yous know the correct procedure, yet I consider them to exist 100% working. Not to mention my pc's boot menu which defaults to a dead operating system later ten seconds, that I accept been too lazy to figure out how to reorder.
Very recognizable :) I had a Citroen DS that had locks that were so bad that it was pointless to try to lock it, and getting information technology started required 10 steps or so and getting one wrong meant you weren't driving that day (or at least, non until the backlog fuel had evaporated away again).
Probably more secure than the class-5 alarm on my current auto :)
I love this. Information technology brings back memories of my first car. A '86 GT with a equus caballus logo. I remember driving with my sister one 24-hour interval, explaining all the things that are wrong with it and my ingenious piece of work arounds to justify it. Then her door swung open taking a turn also fast and she refused to ever ride in the car again.
This was a groovy read, thanks.
I think my 87 Jetta (purchased in 2002, died and abandoned 2000ish miles or so moving 3000 miles US coast to coast) very closely resembled these remarks. Of course no i wanted to steal it. But I capeesh the author'due south portrayal! And it was a really fun weird way to feel like I've owned a Porsche!
It ever entertaining when Americans speaking about manual transmissions as something mysterious. Information technology is not, anxiety on pedal, switch, anxiety from pedal. Europeans are surprised seeing yous manipulating the wipers to control the transmission.
I consider personally most automated transmissions horrible. The gear is either to loftier to overtake or so low that the engine is running with too much RPM. The only exception is the gear-less Multitronic[1] by Audi. Sadly replaced by DSG. Nasty rumors say VW did that because the Multitronic had no more bug and worked well ;)
The DSG works somehow and the shifting is somehow acceptable. The automatic manual Ford uses (e.g. C-Max) is horror for the driver, passengers and the engine. Adventurous people may keep to double-clutching[2].
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multitronic
[two] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_clutch_(technique)
> It always entertaining when Americans speaking well-nigh transmission transmissions as something mysterious.
The car in question is at least 45 years old. That the transmission was never groovy and has degraded since is not at all odd. At no point did I see ragging on a manual, merely the transmission being shot (and having a weird blueprint).
Most automatic transmissions are horrible considering most cars are horrible.
Adept cars take good transmissions, regardless of transmission mode.
The ZF8 is an first-class transmission that's seen everywhere.
PDK does justice to the most performant modern Porsches in a way that manuals struggle to keep up with.
Even relatively small volume DCTs like the one in the 4C are pretty smashing these days.
ZF8 seems to be used by Audi only for cars sold in America?
btw. ZF ways Zahnradfabrik Friedrichshafen. Which is owned by the Zeppelin Foundation. Which was founded to back up the built of Zeppelin Luftschiffe and social purposes. Weird story. And the Zeppelin Foundation was for a long fourth dimension owner of Ruby-red. The company behind most mechanical keyboard switches. They should've kept that, growing business area - mechanical switches ;)
It's been used past numerous manufacturers in addition to Audi, including BMW and seemingly every FCA/Stellantis brand. I've driven a BMW five series fitted with one and I tin can ostend it'southward a great transmission that is smooth and capable during normal driving, but has reasonable sportiness when required.
Meet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZF_8HP_transmission
The ZF8 is in plenty of euro Audis too, simply only the big, expensive stuff since it's a longitudinal gearbox. The more common, smaller Audis would exist on the MQB transverse platform that can't utilize the ZF8. And Audi has been using a dual clutch on some of their lower-stop MLB cars.
Anything A6/Q7 and up is a ZF8 if it'southward an automatic.
At present would not be a keen time to be in that expanse when "knockoff" switches accept pretty much out-innovated Red into irrelevance
Merely that aside, as other comments point out the ZF8 is not Audi specific, Enough of non-M auto BMWs use it, and even heavy duty option up trucks are running with ZF8s now
I'g in the The states and prefer transmission transmissions, but I take to admit that the six-8 speed automatic transmissions that have get popular in the final v-10 years pretty much solves the "ever in the wrong gear" problem that the three-4 speed automatic transmissions of years by had.
Sometimes double clutching helps with onetime American boxes. German ones have always been temperamental, compared to shaking a purse of wrenches.
Japanese ones have ever been smooth and fun.
Source: I taught three teenagers to drive stick recently, and there are still teeth on the gears. Yay me!
> Information technology e'er entertaining when Americans speaking virtually manual transmissions equally something mysterious.
It is always entertaining to come across European exceptionalism schooling up people in auto forums. Please tell united states nigh diesel engines too!
> Europeans are surprised seeing you manipulating the wipers to control the transmission.
That is nothing new to a truthful European. Expect up the Renault 4 shifter :-)
This has got to be one of the very best and most hilarious articles I've read this year. Bravo, sir.
At this indicate, it is non unreasonable to pay the thief for all his hard work in stealing the car
Don't know why this is top post: there must exist some petrolheads on HN.
This resonates with me: I've got an old, kinda beaten upward, "sis" of that 914: an sometime Porsche 911. I've got it since 22 years and information technology'due south 33 years old atm (so 2/tertiary of its life with me). Over the decades I only ever put oil and gasoline in that matter (ok, ok, the fuel pump died once and information technology was a 100 EUR part). Every single time I claw the bombardment up, information technology starts... While doing some blue smoke, granted. Although back from 1999 to 2004 I collection this beauty daily, since 2004 it's a garage queen: a piece of art that hardly always hits the road. Information technology's also prevented from seeing any kind of h2o: no pelting h2o, no cleaning water (I much rather scratch the pigment a tiny scrap with microfibers towels and "dry cleaning" detailers or whatnots than risk having water idling for months in some sneaky spot and create corrosion).
Original pigment (inappreciably anyone nonetheless has this). Beginning clutch (yup: aforementioned clutch since 33 years): this ane is and then rare information technology's actually problematic because my MY has a clutch that'south not made anymore and there's some modification that needs to be done... But non a unmarried mechanic know anymore what needs to be done to conform a "yet fabricated" clutch on mine (basically a 1988/1989 clutch will not piece of work on a 1987 if the 1987 is still on its first clutch for it hasn't seen the mandatory mod done). Tires are from... 2004 (yes information technology's illegal and, no, I don't care seen how I drive it). About twice a year, on a non-rainy day, the one-time lady starts and goes for a drive around the block at 20 mph. And then back into the garage.
I day I should probably have it restored: the problem is these former Porsche engines (all 911 pre the 993 model) are notorious for their long bolts breaking when trying to arrange the timing. So a restoration means taking the engine out. That'd prepare me $10K hands I retrieve with all that needs to be done.
And in the end I'll have a polluting gas-guzzler which I'll experience bad using anyhow.
No really: quondam cars are besides groovy as art pieces that hardly ever go out.
Some people like to collect them, others like to bulldoze them, others like to restore them (met a admirer the other day whose passion was neither driving nor collecting just restoring incredible cars). I'm sure some even like to write near them!
And don't go me started on my even crankiest onetime italian car! (this one won't shift into second when the gearbox is cold, so it's 1st to 3rd gear during the get-go x minutes of driving... Only beingness italian, of form, it's not starting anymore and needs to go meet a mechanic).
As I'thousand a recovering petrolhead I begin to see these more and more as art pieces: weird remnants of an insanely dangerous (and polluting) by.
The commodity and the picture at the bottom exude that this guy is doing exactly what he loves.
I like the 914 information technology's much nicer than the 924 since the 914 is a boxer the 924 a inline 4. A Dino Ferrari would some other good option small displacement short stroke V6s are sexy.
I had a friend that drilled a hole in the fender and put in some other key operated switch there. Simple only effective. No ane stealing a car is looking around for other switches.
This reminds me of the best writing from Car and Commuter magazine. They still practise things like this and their annual Peak x is rich in droll, hilarious auto writing.
I get Qualys also detects that this is disabled. I would like to see the page as I like older cars.
> exactly 4 pumps > outset > exactly 2 pumps
... does this sound to anyone else like he's basically got a Permissive Activeness Link protecting his car?
He could write pretty much the same commodity about owning an OG Chrysler minivan, which is arguably a more historically pregnant vehicle merely built by a make that prompts sneers almost reliability and credit scores from most here, and it would just exist considered trashy or prompt pearl clutching by most of the readership.
Amazing the breadth of preconceived notions that tin can be leveraged with a bluecoat on a grill. Having the presence of listen and ability to leverage readership demographics like this is what really separates practiced writers and editors from the mediocre.
At that place's a divergence between bad cars and hilariously bad cars. The OG Chrysler minivan was historically significant. I respect people who notwithstanding utilize them as piece of work vehicles, or people who embrace the hacker mentality to turn them into something they weren't originally (in that location are a few minivan dragsters). But they aren't celebrated as great driver's cars.
A better comparison to the Porsche 914 would be an MG roadster - or if y'all want to stick with Chrysler, then a Dodge Omni GLH. By modern standards both of these are unreliable, uncomfortable, and difficult to bulldoze, but like the 914 they are celebrated by enthusiasts. Office of the reason is because despite their flaws, and despite being relatively hard to drive, they reward skill. While slow to accelerate, they handle well - assuasive a skilled driver to make good lap times on a rail.
Y'all might be overanalyzing a flake. I think information technology really comes down to sports cars being cool & vans existence…vans. All the "Porsche" office really does is get more than clicks (because people know what it is).
I recollect most people here would exist fawning over the commodity were it a Toyota Previa or some other machine that does non bring to mind "transportation that a mean solar day laborer would have driven circa <10-15yr afterwards its model twelvemonth>" which is what happens to a lot of successful vehicles.
On the flip side, the sports car snobs will say that a 914 (especially the 4 cylinder version) is basically simply a funky looking Volkswagen :)
The starting rituals reminded me of my '77 Olds Cutlass with the junkyard intake and monster carbs and all sorts of other unwise additions to an already crappy and clapped out automobile. Only 2 people could start that machine, and what with the bailing wire property the axles and frame together no 1 ever wanted to try towing it.
And then.... is this motorcar a good car that'due south just way likewise quondam, or were Porsches of this vintage not adept to brainstorm with?
It's funny how much the starting procedure reminds me of a fairly-modernistic Cessna 172. If information technology own't broke...
Welcome to General Aviation, where y'all can still feel vintage technology from the sixties and seventies! Merely also proof that a wimpy 180-HP thing is way more fun than a 500-HP BMW M3, simply considering of the fact that it flies :)
Totally. Although it'due south astonishing how different the displacement:horsepower ratios are. We've got 2L car engines producing 300bhp, and 6L aeroplane engines producing 160bhp!
I need to impress this out and put it in my 1974 VW camper, for my kids to read when I kick off.
I love the upcoming downturn in tech, more posts similar these would trend ;-)
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This sounds a lot like my showtime car. I won't mention the model for security reasons :D (This topic is going to be a goldmine for hackers!)
It'southward funny because I had very similar problems. In my example the gearshift link bar roughshod out of the bottom twice. Both cases I was parked in a high-security area at work and I had go special say-so for the road service. To much amusement of the security staff, especially the 2d time which was nearly a week after the outset.
Also, the lights would not motorcar switch off when turning off the ignition (no fancy newfangled electronics in that location!), but my colleagues were willing to requite me a push in one case a week or and so. All the above did give my car a very special reputation at piece of work and information technology was the butt of many jokes. It as well had a transmission choke which caused me to empty many a fuel tank unnecessarily. I carried a 5L jerrycan around later on the first fourth dimension I establish out what happens if you forget to switch the choke off subsequently starting. With the choke off information technology would become more than than 100km on this reserve!
The ignition switch was also and so far gone it could exist turned with a teaspoon, but unfortunately this worked both ways. Sometimes going over a bump in the road would flick it off. So for this reason I hotwired the foglight switch (which was rarely allowed to exist used in the Netherlands, y'all may only use it in basically undrivable conditions) every bit an "ignition on" switch to span it. In this sense it was similar a modern car which you lot can turn on with a button. For the foglight itself I just had 2 wires hanging under the dash which I could but connect when needed. No demand for this modern "switch" nonsense.
At that place was also no power steering nor braking and the engine (1.0L) was so small yous could literally set foot within the engine compartment (standing on the road every bit it didn't have a bottom). My father hated me for braking so hard when I drove his car, simply on mine you really had to pump it if yous had whatsoever hope of stopping. Steering was super calorie-free though, fifty-fifty without power steering. Probably considering the car weighed practically nothing, and the tyres could utilise a bit more grip. When I had people sitting in the back I literally had trouble steering at high speeds because there wasn't enough weight on the front. So I would limit myself to 80km/h on the expressway in those cases to exist safe. It did have no problem reaching 120km/h though, to my surprise.
I also had to make sure non to fuel up above lxxx% or so considering when splashing it leaked somewhere around the cervix of the fuel filler piping and the scent was horrible.
Still, it was MY car. My friends bought me a bumper sticker saying "Laugh all you want, this one is paid off!". It was as well special in the sense that information technology was the only auto I've had where the (Sony) stereo was worth more than than the car itself. It was one of the first with a CD actor. Not that information technology was peculiarly expensive, only you lot probably gathered that the automobile was even cheaper.
PS: Funnily enough information technology passed the safe inspection twice. I did accept to wire the foglight switch back up earlier the exam though O:-)
This doesn't sound as well bad. Simply I also race in a 1960s british race car.
Hilarious, and also such a fun bout of the quirks of this old car.
"Cheers for all the tips, only they won't exist necessary. I'll just come with my tow truck, and get it upwardly and I'k gone in lx seconds. This vintage gem will fetch a great cost once restored properly.
Signed, The Thief"
Ha! Nice piece of writing. What's the software equivalent of this car? I've heard loads of complaints from Oracle software users (database excepted; information technology appears to exist a genuinely not bad product).
Remind me of trying to get a dev surround setup at this ane company 5 years ago. The listing of troubleshooting items was longer than the listing to get information technology running :D
Great writing and squeamish to run across people who enjoy their hobbies only jfc this kind of thing shouldn't be allowed on public roads.
Reading this description reminds me why I'm non a "car person"
Several rabbit-holes in Linux have tested my patience less than that
Your vehicle will never develop this number of issues on the day you buy it.
You buy it with a picayune occasional issue that can be worked around, and the issue gradually starts happening more and more ofttimes and getting harder and harder to piece of work effectually. And at the same fourth dimension, some other trivial issue volition develop....
That'southward how my motorcycle went from 'needs to be kicking-started' through 'sometimes information technology takes a few tries', through 'bump starting works though', to 'you lot can crash-land start it within 6 attempts', to 'you can bump start information technology within 6 attempts, equally long every bit you didn't utilise the headlights likewise much final fourth dimension you rode information technology'
story makes me realise why MOTs exist :P sounds like the owner has practiced fun with that relic, but I wonder is it actually roadworthy?
MOT surely won't cheque half the things that are wrong with this car though? Shitty starting, busted gearbox? Most 90s supercars wouldn't pass if that was a problem :p
What do MOTs say well-nigh antique cars? I've had some really rough quondam Minis laissez passer the MOT in the past.
No, this is automotive journalism from a company that also sells automotive insurance. They are an excellent automotive journalism outfit. If y'all had any actual interest in cars y'all would know this. If you lot don't - possibly move on and read something else.
Am I non allowed to read a piece on something which I am not sufficiently interested in? Like I guess many others, the "how to steal my machine" (implying that it would exist arduous) piqued my interest. Even though I am not interested in cars.
I remember they make more from their YouTube content. I honestly had no idea they sold insurance before today but I dear their YouTube videos.
Haha, joke's on you.
As a reformed air-cooled VW enthusiast, these are my natural driving tendencies.
A pathological obsession with objectively terrible machines seems to be a very common character trait.